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SEX.C

SimpCorp Excellence College — accepting applications from mildly functional humans.

3.7%Acceptance rate
0%Placement rate
2.5m²Campus area
Emotional damage

Live campus metrics

2Students studying
47Students panicking
31Pretending to work
9Tea cups detected

Staff information

Profile: Dr. Rimu

Memory

Claims 2/10, actually 9/10.

Ability

Ability to turn a simple question into a 2 hour unforgettable conversation — best ever known to mankind.

Hidden Talent

Making strangers feel like old friends.

Weakness

EXAM SCHEDULES.

Profile: Somie

Official note

Happy he met DR Rimu. Ain’t gon remove the Dr... he needs treatment at a discount.

Conversation duration estimator

Dr. Rimu Research LabHow long will it last?

Enter any random topic. The system will calculate conversational damage.

classifiedConversation risk detected.
Official warningSimple questions are not safe

The department recommends tea, patience, and a fully charged phone before starting any conversation.

Emergency hotline

Emergency contactDr. Rimu Hotline

For urgent academic and mental emergencies.

Hotline StatusShreya is currently eating her 4th icecream. Please don't disturb.
Emergency contactSomie Hotline

For confusion and serious help only.

Hotline StatusYou have reached Somie. He needs help too. Do it yourself.

Application form

GNG I want a job too 😭
Application received. Our admissions department is pretending to review your submission.

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